Satan’s Photoshop Program Is Free

 

Six thousand years ago I placed within man the greatest computer that will ever exist, the human brain.

Satan does everything in his power to create programs that will cause the human computer to self destruct.  Every believer should be aware of his Photoshop program.  It only takes minutes to download and it is extremely user friendly.

Simply sit back and let the evil manufacturer create lies and erase truth and in moments your imagination monitor will have an extremely destructive picture to show the world.

Those who download his program will mentally be able to highlight ongoing sins and even atrocities, then click erase and the background is automatically filled in with greatly exaggerated and never achieved accomplishments, making the candidate appear angelic.

Politicians have downloaded this program for decades and it’s free, because lobbyists from every sect of society pour in billions of dollars, so their corporations can enjoy the benefits.

The Photoshop program has worked so well in the political arena, demonic forces decided to send religious lobbyists, yes men with itching ears, into the church, to sell this program to religious leaders.

The goal is to create the apostate church, preparing it to join the One World Religion, serving Antichrist and embracing all religions,  2 Timothy 4:3-4.

This Photoshop program is not the “Political Version,” but the updated “Seeker Friendly Version“, guaranteed to be politically correct and not to offend anyone, with the exception of the heavenly hosts and Kingdom citizens.

The unwritten fine print says this program will work on all religions, races, colors, creeds and denominations with one exception: it will not work on those who are guided by My Spirit,   Galatians 5:16.

Installing this Seeker Friendly Version of the program will automatically delete all existing references to the cross, My blood, sin, suffering, and hell.

‘No human computer can function on two operating systems: for either he will delete the old, and install the new; or else he will keep to the old, and refuse to install the new.  You cannot install a wisdom of man system and a wisdom of God system on the same human computer,’   Matthew 6:24 and 1 Corinthians 3:19.

To make it “Seeker Friendly,” your mental computer must be reformatted to a (COMP) operating system.  The Photoshop program works best on a (COMP) system.  COMP is short for “Compromise” and is used by millions the world over but far more active in the western church.

Any program that references discipline, holiness, one name, narrow road and gate, or few in number, is considered obsolete and is not compatible with this program.  If you try to import a Repentance program it will crash this Photoshop (Seeker Friendly) version.

NOTE:  It is critical that all Repentance Programs are removed before installing the new Seeker Friendly Version of Photoshop.

Satan’s Special Offer:……

Hell’s sales division is offering a complimentary version called Photoshop’s (Blackball Version), that will create lying images about Me and all Kingdom Citizens, twisting the truth and making them appear old fashion, out dated or obsolete.

This special offer constantly pops up on the mental screen asking, “Do you want to upgrade to the latest Seeker Friendly Version?  Make life so much easier!”

It is tagged with the warning: If you to choose to remain with your obsolete Kingdom of God Version, that has not been updated for over 2000 years, you will no longer receive daily updates from the modern cutting edge church, offering seeker friendly sermon outlines, notes and lyrics to the latest and greatest worship hits, and discount prices on books and DVDs, large screen TVs and much more.

Are you sure you want to stay with your obsolete version?  Click YES or DOWNLOAD NOW.

Before choosing use your Holy Spirit search engine and you will discover:

My 2000 year old version is never out dated.  it is refreshed daily by My Holy Spirit when you spend time in My presence.

It is updated with tomorrow’s information before it happens with its built in Gift of Knowledge Program.

Because I know the beginning from the end, you will always be ahead of the cutting edge.

My version is actually much older than 2000 years, it was just upgraded to the New Covenant Version 2000 years ago.  This version is designed to keep the human computer cool and crash proof by living in perfect peace!

I encourage all My followers to stay with the old and enjoy its benefits forever!

 

Jim Hammerle


Jim HammerleJim Hammerle  began ministering with David Wilkerson and Nicky Cruz, founding Teen Challenge Philadelphia. 6 times pastoring a mission ship, 15 years with TV and radio, a retired businessman, Jim now helps feed Ugandan widows and orphans, helps Muslims find the Jesus who feeds them. He’s His banker and is privileged to give His money away, helping to build a Haiti orphanage and invest in USA lives.

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Satan’s Photoshop Program Is Free — 1 Comment

  1. I like the way you worded this Jim…My thoughts you had the gift of putting into words….Its all very subtle what some are doing and saying …The Lord has a way of bringing everything back into His perspective doesn’t He… Abba, the Messiah Christ (son of the Living God), and the Holy Spirit are Greater !!!  We are One! And they always bring the well-message (greek meaning for gospel)…. May the Lord guard our minds and hearts.

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